Ouch! *!?* Ow! Bugger! **!*

Rolled my ankle playing tennis yesterday. It's now twice the size it should be, a disturbing shade of black & blue, and it won't move. Oh, and did I mention that I am in chronic pain? If you have any good jokes about how gentlemen of a certain age should refrain from competetive physical sport, just shove them up your arse.